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Stone Cold Bastards

Stone Cold Bastards (Remastered)

Book 1
4.7
(1 Ratings)
Narrated by: 
Jeff Hays
Publisher: 
Soundbooth Legacy
Length: 8h
Release Date: 
October 31, 2021

Synopsis

Only a rag-tag team of gargoyles stands between humanity and extinction.

Hell has released its ravening horde of demons, leaving most of humanity a puke-spewing, head-spinning mess of possession.

Humanity’s last hope? A team of misfit gargoyles—including a cigar chomping, hard-ass grotesque—come alive and ready for battle during the End of Days. They guard the last cathedral-turned-sanctuary atop a bald knoll in the North Carolina mountains.

Gargoyle protection grudgingly extends to any human who can make it inside the sanctuary, but the power of the stonecutter blood magic, which protects the sanctuary, may not be enough when a rogue grotesque and his badly-wounded ward arrive.

All the hounds of hell are on their heels. The last sanctuary is about to fall.

©2017 Jake Bible (P)2021 Soundbooth Theater

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4.7
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5.0
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4.0
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5.0
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1 Ratings
14 Oct, 2025
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"It's grotesque"

So 1, Disney LIED to us. 2, this was a really good post apocolypse 1 shot. It was engaging, entertaining and wrapped up nicely in the end. I will be lookong for more works by this author. 3, Jeff Hays is amazing as always. 4, I gave the production 4 stars because it's just a well read book and not a cinematic experience and Soundbooth has spoiled me.